"my dog is my therapist" deskplate

"the best Mom in the history of the world" deskplate

"the greatest dad" deskplate

"f**k off" deskplate

"f**k with me, I dare you" deskplate

"you are doing a great f**ing job" deskplate

"I do understand, I just don't care" deskplate

"i'm not bossy, i'm the boss" deskplate

"I'm pretty sure I have no idea" deskplate

"the future is female" deskplate